All about e

My father is a Deadhead turned yuppie lawyer.

My mother is a Colorado hippie turned suburban queen.

I'm a product of my environment. 

Which is strange because I've moved a lot. 

I’ve been a storyteller all my life—which is the polite way of saying a shameless embellisher.

During a mock-trial on the road to pre-law, I was the only mock-lawyer in our school’s history to successfully convince an entire class to sentence Socrates to death. After the class stopped laughing, the professor told the defeated defense attorney she had a bright future in law. He told me to switch majors—.find a job better suited for an active imagination.

So here we are.